Sylvia's Blurbs
About me:
stupid goth bitch with a million undiagnosed disorders. chronically ill (CFS, POTS, possible hEDS).
Full name: Wouldn't you like to know.
Nicknames: Sylvia, Tola Nyannyan, Elias.
Birthplace: Somewhere on Earth.
Birthday: April 2006.
Where Do You Live Now?: Norway.
Parent(s): Yeah.
Sibling(s): None; I'm an only child.
Looks: Fat. Deathly pale skin. Grotesque, long nails. Consistently greasy brown hair, blunt bangs.
Favorite Animal(s): Felines, pinnipeds. I think nautiluses are cute.
Favorite TV Show(s): House, MD.
Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Gothic rock, EDM, trance, and others.
Favorite Movie(s): Natural Born Killers.
School: Just finished high school.
Future School: University, maybe.
Future Job: Disability benefits.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
Best Buds: S, O and V.
Favorite Candy: Wine gums.
Hobbies: Drawing. Writing. Listening to music. Sleeping.
Things You Collect: I'm a hoarder. I collect everything.
Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: No.
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.? Eyes.
Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: None yet.
Piercing(s) And Where?: I have a septum piercing. Currently wanting angel fangs.
What Do You Sleep in?: Anything comfy.
Do you like Chain Letters: I hate them.
Best Advice: Save the planet; kill yourself!
Favorite Quotes: “Yes... a great deal of pleasure... the wasp is a sensual being, not a labourer, hedonistic instead of industrial. Some think them quick to anger... in truth, they are easily swayed to ecstasy... they penetrate your flesh... and the muscular contractions in their thorax as they pump venom could be likened to the muscular contractions of ejaculation... each painful welt... an act of love.”
Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: Smoking.
Dream Car: I'm too retarded to drive.
Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Draw.
What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Where Do You Shop?: Anywhere interesting.
Coke or Pepsi: Tea.
Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Platform boots.
Favorite Subject(s) In School?: They all suck.
Favorite Color(s): Black. Purple. Blood.
Favorite People To Talk To Online: S.
Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Hate them both.
Do You Shave? When I feel like it.
Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Home.
Favorite Family Member(s): I tolerate them all equally.
Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? No. What the fuck?
Favorite CD you own: All of them.
The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Abusive ex-friend.
Favorite Food(s): Gestating mammal liquid toast paint, and aged gestating mammal liquid in block form.
Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: Silver.
What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: I hate them all.
When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? Buried.
Do You Believe In Aliens?: I don't.
If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: Pierce.
Things You Obsess Over: Horror, gore.
Favorite Day of the Week: Friday.
A Teacher You Hate: All of them.
Favorite Disney Movie: I hate them all.
What Is Your Favorite Season? Winter.
What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? Cheese.
Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): Never tried it.
If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Finland or Estonia.
Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Postpone my suicide.
Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: Eh...?
Favorite Magazine(s): I don't read 'em.
Favorite Flower(s): None.
Favorite Number(s): 13.
Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Vanilla.
What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Submissive men who will do anything I tell them to without question or expectations for something in return.
What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? Being born.
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? Height.
Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: Eat, brush.
Favorite Time of Day: Midnight.
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Yes.
Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: Both.
Do You Mind Paying For Sex? I would maybe accept being *paid* for sex. Maybe.
What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: Honesty.
Do you have a pager or cell phone? Yeah.
Favorite Sport: None.
What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? I appreciate everything I get.
How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: About 15 minutes.
What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Various Touhou tracks.
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? Maybe.
Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? That's not true and you know it.